The aunt suppressed a gasp of admiration.
"Was the Prince killed by a sheep or by a clock?"
asked Cyril.
"He is still alive, so we can't tell whether the
dream will come true," said the
bachelor unconcernedly;
"anyway, there were no sheep in the park, but there were
lots of little pigs
running all over the place."
"What colour were they?"
"Black with white faces, white with black spots,
black all over, grey with white patches, and some were
white all over."
The storyteller paused to let a full idea of the
park's treasures sink into the children's imaginations;
then he resumed:
"Bertha was rather sorry to find that there were no
flowers in the park. She had promised her aunts, with
tears in her eyes, that she would not pick any of the
kind Prince's flowers, and she had meant to keep her
promise, so of course it made her feel silly to find that
there were no flowers to pick."
"Why weren't there any flowers?"
"Because the pigs had eaten them all," said the
bachelorpromptly. "The gardeners had told the Prince
that you couldn't have pigs and flowers, so he
decided to
have pigs and no flowers."
There was a murmur of
approval at the
excellence of
the Prince's decision; so many people would have
decidedthe other way.
"There were lots of other
delightful things in the
park. There were ponds with gold and blue and green fish
in them, and trees with beautiful parrots that said
clever things at a moment's notice, and humming birds
that hummed all the popular tunes of the day. Bertha
walked up and down and enjoyed herself
immensely, and
thought to herself: 'If I were not so
extraordinarilygood I should not have been allowed to come into this
beautiful park and enjoy all that there is to be seen in
it,' and her three medals clinked against one another as
she walked and helped to
remind her how very good she
really was. Just then an
enormous wolf came prowling
into the park to see if it could catch a fat little pig
for its supper."
"What colour was it?" asked the children, amid an
immediate quickening of interest.
"Mud-colour all over, with a black tongue and pale
grey eyes that gleamed with
unspeakableferocity. The
first thing that it saw in the park was Bertha; her
pinafore was so spotlessly white and clean that it could
be seen from a great distance. Bertha saw the wolf and
saw that it was stealing towards her, and she began to
wish that she had never been allowed to come into the
park. She ran as hard as she could, and the wolf came
after her with huge leaps and bounds. She managed to
reach a shrubbery of
myrtle bushes and she hid herself in
one of the thickest of the bushes. The wolf came
sniffing among the branches, its black tongue lolling out
of its mouth and its pale grey eyes glaring with rage.
Bertha was
terribly frightened, and thought to herself:
'If I had not been so
extraordinarily good I should have
been safe in the town at this moment.' However, the
scent of the
myrtle was so strong that the wolf could not
sniff out where Bertha was hiding, and the bushes were so
thick that he might have hunted about in them for a long
time without catching sight of her, so he thought he
might as well go off and catch a little pig instead.
Bertha was trembling very much at having the wolf
prowling and sniffing so near her, and as she trembled
the medal for
obedience clinked against the medals for
good conduct and punctuality. The wolf was just moving
away when he heard the sound of the medals clinking and
stopped to listen; they clinked again in a bush quite
near him. He dashed into the bush, his pale grey eyes
gleaming with
ferocity and
triumph, and dragged Bertha
out and devoured her to the last
morsel. All that was
left of her were her shoes, bits of clothing, and the
three medals for goodness."
"Were any of the little pigs killed?"
"No, they all escaped."
"The story began badly," said the smaller of the
small girls, "but it had a beautiful ending."
"It is the most beautiful story that I ever heard,"
said the bigger of the small girls, with immense
decision.
"It is the ONLY beautiful story I have ever heard,"
said Cyril.
A dissentient opinion came from the aunt.
"A most
improper story to tell to young children!
You have undermined the effect of years of careful
teaching."
"At any rate," said the
bachelor, collecting his
belongings
preparatory to leaving the
carriage, "I kept
them quiet for ten minutes, which was more than you were
able to do."
"Unhappy woman!" he observed to himself as he walked
down the
platform of Templecombe station; "for the next
six months or so those children will
assail her in public
with demands for an
improper story!"
A DEFENSIVE DIAMOND
TREDDLEFORD sat in an easeful arm-chair in front of
a slumberous fire, with a
volume of verse in his hand and
the comfortable
consciousness that outside the club
windows the rain was dripping and pattering with
persistent purpose. A chill, wet October afternoon was
merging into a bleak, wet October evening, and the club
smoking-room seemed warmer and cosier by
contrast. It
was an afternoon on which to be wafted away from one's
climatic surroundings, and "The Golden journey to
Samarkand" promised to bear Treddleford well and bravely
into other lands and under other skies. He had already
migrated from London the rain-swept to Bagdad the
Beautiful, and stood by the Sun Gate "in the olden time"
when an icy
breath of
imminentannoyance seemed to creep
between the book and himself. Amblecope, the man with
the
restless,
prominent eyes and the mouth ready
mobilised for conversational openings, had planted
himself in a neighbouring arm-chair. For a twelvemonth
and some odd weeks Treddleford had skilfully avoided
making the
acquaintance of his voluble fellow-clubman; he
had marvellously escaped from the infliction of his
relentless record of
tedious personal achievements, or
alleged achievements, on golf links, turf, and gaming
table, by flood and field and covert-side. Now his
season of
immunity was coming to an end. There was no
escape; in another moment he would be numbered among
those who knew Amblecope to speak to - or rather, to
suffer being
spoken to.
The
intruder was armed with a copy of COUNTRY LIFE,
not for purposes of
reading, but as an aid to
conversational ice-breaking.
"Rather a good
portrait of Throstlewing," he
remarked explosively, turning his large challenging eyes
on Treddleford; "somehow it
reminds me very much of
Yellowstep, who was
supposed to be such a good thing for
the Grand Prix in 1903. Curious race that was; I suppose
I've seen every race for the Grand Prix for the last - "
"Be kind enough never to mention the Grand Prix in
my hearing," said Treddleford
desperately; "it awakens
acutely distressing memories. I can't explain why
without going into a long and
complicated story."
"Oh, certainly, certainly," said Amblecope hastily;
long and
complicated stories that were not told by
himself were
abominable in his eyes. He turned the pages
of COUNTRY LIFE and became spuriously interested in the
picture of a Mongolian pheasant.
"Not a bad
representation of the Mongolian variety,"
he exclaimed,
holding it up for his neighbour's
inspection. "They do very well in some covers. Take
some stopping too, once they're fairly on the wing. I
suppose the biggest bag I ever made in two successive
days - "
"My aunt, who owns the greater part of
Lincolnshire," broke in Treddleford, with dramatic
abruptness, "possesses perhaps the most
remarkable record
in the way of a pheasant bag that has ever been achieved.
She is seventy-five and can't hit a thing, but she always
goes out with the guns. When I say she can't hit a
thing, I don't mean to say that she doesn't occasionally
endanger the lives of her fellow-guns, because that
wouldn't be true. In fact, the chief Government Whip
won't allow Ministerial M.P.'s to go out with her; 'We
don't want to incur by-elections needlessly,' he quite
reasonably observed. Well, the other day she
winged a
pheasant, and brought it to earth with a
feather or two
knocked out of it; it was a
runner, and my aunt saw
herself in danger of being done out of about the only
bird she'd hit during the present reign. Of course she
wasn't going to stand that; she followed it through
bracken and brushwood, and when it took to the open
country and started across a ploughed field she jumped on
to the shooting pony and went after it. The chase was a
long one, and when my aunt at last ran the bird to a
standstill she was nearer home than she was to the
shooting party; she had left that some five miles behind
her."
"Rather a long run for a wounded pheasant," snapped
Amblecope.
"The story rests on my aunt's authority," said
Treddleford
coldly, "and she is local
vice-president of
the Young Women's Christian Association. She trotted
three miles or so to her home, and it was not till the
middle of the afternoon that it was discovered that the
lunch for the entire shooting party was in a pannier
attached to the pony's
saddle. Anyway, she got her
bird."
"Some birds, of course, take a lot of killing," said
Amblecope; "so do some fish. I remember once I was
fishing in the Exe, lovely trout
stream, lots of fish,
though they don't run to any great size - "
"One of them did," announced Treddleford, with
emphasis. "My uncle, the Bishop of Southmolton, came
across a giant trout in a pool just off the main
streamof the Exe near Ugworthy; he tried it with every kind of
fly and worm every day for three weeks without an atom of
success, and then Fate intervened on his
behalf. There
was a low stone
bridge just over this pool, and on the
last day of his
fishingholiday a motor van ran violently
into the parapet and turned completely over; no one was
hurt, but part of the parapet was knocked away, and the
entire load that the van was carrying was pitched over
and fell a little way into the pool. In a couple of
minutes the giant trout was flapping and twisting on bare