circles," said Mrs. Eggelby stiffly.
"No one who knows Hildegarde could possibly accuse
her of moving in a circle," said Clovis; "her view of
life seems to be a non-stop run with an inexhaustible
supply of petrol. If she can get some one else to pay
for the petrol so much the better. I don't mind
confessing to you that she has taught me more than any
other woman I can think of."
"What kind of knowledge?" demanded Mrs. Eggelby,
with the air a jury might collectively wear when
findinga
verdict without leaving the box.
"Well, among other things, she's introduced me to at
least four different ways of cooking
lobster," said
Clovis
gratefully. "That, of course, wouldn't
appeal to
you; people who
abstain from the pleasures of the card-
table never really
appreciate the finer possibilities of
the dining-table. I suppose their powers of enlightened
enjoyment get atrophied from disuse."
"An aunt of mine was very ill after eating a
lobster," said Mrs. Eggelby.
"I daresay, if we knew more of her history, we
should find out that she'd often been ill before eating
the
lobster. Aren't you concealing the fact that she'd
had measles and
influenza and
nervousheadache and
hysteria, and other things that aunts do have, long
before she ate the
lobster? Aunts that have never known
a day's
illness are very rare; in fact, I don't
personally know of any. Of course if she ate it as a
child of two weeks old it might have been her first
illness - and her last. But if that was the case I think
you should have said so."
"I must be going," said Mrs. Eggelby, in a tone
which had been
thoroughly sterilised of even perfunctory
regret.
Clovis rose with an air of
graceful reluctance.
"I have so enjoyed our little talk about Eric," he
said; "I quite look forward to meeting him some day."
"Good-bye," said Mrs. Eggelby frostily; the
supplementary remark which she made at the back of her
throat was -
"I'll take care that you never shall!"
A HOLIDAY TASK
KENELM JERTON entered the dining-hall of the Golden
Galleon Hotel in the full crush of the
luncheon hour.
Nearly every seat was occupied, and small additional
tables had been brought in, where floor space permitted,
to
accommodate latecomers, with the result that many of
the tables were almost
touching each other. Jerton was
beckoned by a
waiter to the only
vacant table that was
discernible, and took his seat with the
uncomfortable and
wholly groundless idea that nearly every one in the room
was staring at him. He was a youngish man of ordinary
appearance, quiet of dress and unobtrusive of manner, and
he could never
wholly rid himself of the idea that a
fierce light of public scrutiny beat on him as though he
had been a notability or a super-nut. After he had
ordered his lunch there came the unavoidable
interval of
waiting, with nothing to do but to stare at the flower-
vase on his table and to be stared at (in imagination) by
several flappers, some maturer beings of the same sex,
and a satirical-looking Jew. In order to carry off the
situation with some appearance of unconcern he became
spuriously interested in the
contents of the flower-vase.
"What is the name of these roses, d'you know?" he
asked the
waiter. The
waiter was ready at all times to
conceal his
ignoranceconcerning items of the wine-list
or menu; he was
franklyignorant as to the
specific name
of the roses.
"AMY SYLVESTER PARTINGLON," said a voice at Jerton's
elbow.
The voice came from a pleasant-faced, well-dressed
young woman who was sitting at a table that almost
touched Jerton's. He thanked her
hurriedly and
nervously
for the information, and made some inconsequent remark
about the flowers.
"It is a curious thing," said the young woman, that,
"I should be able to tell you the name of those roses
without an effort of memory, because if you were to ask
me my name I should be utterly
unable to give it to you."
Jerton had not harboured the least
intention of
extending his
thirst for name-labels to his neighbour.
After her rather
remarkableannouncement, however, he was
obliged to say something in the way of
polite inquiry.
"Yes," answered the lady, "I suppose it is a case of
partial loss of memory. I was in the train coming down
here; my ticket told me that I had come from Victoria and
was bound for this place. I had a couple of five-pound
notes and a
sovereign on me, no visiting cards or any
other means of identification, and no idea as to who I
am. I can only hazily
recollect that I have a title; I
am Lady Somebody - beyond that my mind is a blank."
"Hadn't you any
luggage with you?" asked Jerton.
"That is what I didn't know. I knew the name of
this hotel and made up my mind to come here, and when the
hotel
porter who meets the trains asked if I had any
luggage I had to
invent a dressing-bag and dress-basket;
I could always
pretend that they had gone
astray. I gave
him the name of Smith, and
presently he emerged from a
confused pile of
luggage and passengers with a dressing-
bag and dress-basket labelled Kestrel-Smith. I had to
take them; I don't see what else I could have done."
Jerton said nothing, but he rather wondered what the
lawful owner of the
baggage would do.
"Of course it was
dreadful arriving at a strange
hotel with the name of Kestrel-Smith, but it would have
been worse to have arrived without
luggage. Anyhow, I
hate causing trouble."
Jerton had visions of harassed railway officials and
distraught Kestrel-Smiths, but he made no attempt to
clothe his
mental picture in words. The lady continued
her story.
"Naturally, none of my keys would fit the things,
but I told an
intelligent page boy that I had lost my
key-ring, and he had the locks forced in a twinkling.
Rather too
intelligent, that boy; he will probably end in
Dartmoor. The Kestrel-Smith
toilet tools aren't up to
much, but they are better than nothing."
"If you feel sure that you have a title," said
Jerton, " why not get hold of a peerage and go right
through it?"
"I tried that. I skimmed through the list of the
House of Lords in 'Whitaker,' but a mere printed string
of names conveys
awfully little to one, you know. If you
were an army officer and had lost your
identity you might
pore over the Army List for months without
finding out