man-of-war, or as they would regard a
herald on a field of
battle. When men are assembled for fighting, the man who
notoriously does not fight must feel himself to be somewhat lower
than his brethren around him, and must be so esteemed by others.
THE HUNTING PARSON.
I feel some difficulty in
dealing with the
character I am now
about to describe. The world at large is very prone to condemn
the
huntingparson,
regarding him as a man who is false to his
profession; and, for myself, I am not prepared to say that the
world is wrong. Had my pastors and masters, my father and mother,
together with the other
outward circumstances of my early life,
made a
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clergyman of me, I think that I should not have hunted, or
at least, I hope that I might have abstained; and yet, for the
life of me, I cannot see the reason against it, or tell any man
why a
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clergyman should not ride to hounds. In discussing the
subject, and I often do discuss it, the
argument against the
practice which is finally adopted, the
argument which is intended
to be conclusive, simply amounts to this, that a
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clergyman who does his duty cannot find the time. But that
argument might be used with much more truth against other men of
business, against those to whose
hunting the world takes no
exception. Indeed, of all men, the ordinary
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clergyman, is,
perhaps, the least
liable to such
censure. He lives in the
country, and can hunt cheaper and with less sacrifice of time
than other men. His
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professionaloccupation does not
absorb all
his hours, and he is too often an idle man, whether he hunt or
whether he do not. Nor is it
desirable that any man should work
always and never play. I think it is certainly the fact that a
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clergyman may hunt twice a week with less
objection in regard to
his time than any other man who has to earn his bread by his
profession. Indeed, this is so
manifestly the case, that I am
sure that the
argument in question, though it is the one which is
always intended to be conclusive, does not in the least convey
the
objection which is really felt. The truth is, that a large
and most
respectable section of the world still regards
huntingas
wicked. It is
supposed to be like the Cider Cellars or the
Haymarket at twelve o'clock at night. The old ladies know that
the young men go to these
wicked places, and hope that no great
harm is done; but it would be
dreadful to think that
clergymen
should so
degrade themselves. Now I wish I could make the old
ladies understand that
hunting is not
wicked.
But although that expressed plea as to the want of time really
amounts to nothing, and although the unexpressed feeling of old
ladies as to the
wickedness of
hunting does not in truth amount
to much, I will not say that there is no other
impediment in the
way of a
huntingparson. Indeed, there have come up of late years
so many
impediments in the way of any
amusement on the part of
clergymen, that we must almost
presume them to be divested at
their
consecration of all human attributes except
hunger and
thirst. In my younger days, and I am not as yet very old, an
elderly
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clergyman might play his
rubber of whist
whilst his
younger
reverend brother was dancing a quadrille; and they might
do this without any risk of a
rebuke from a
bishop, or any
probability that their neighbours would look askance at them.
Such
recreations are now unclerical in the highest degree, or if
not in the highest, they are only one degree less so than
hunting. The theatre was especially a
respectable clerical
resource, and we may still
occasionally see heads of colleges in
the stalls, or perhaps a dean, or some
rector, unambitious of
further
promotion. But should a young curate show himself in the
pit, he would be but a lost sheep of the house of Israel. And
latterly there went forth, at any rate in one diocese, a firman
against
cricket ! Novels, too, are
forbidden; though the fact
that they may be enjoyed in
solitude saves the
clergy from
absolute
ignorance as to that branch of our national
literature.
All this is hard upon men who, let them struggle as they may to
love the asceticisms of a religious life, are only men; and it
has a strong
tendency to keep out of the Church that very
class, the younger sons of country gentlemen, whom all Churchmen
should wish to see enter it. Young men who think of the matter
when the time for
taking orders is coming near, do not feel
themselves qualified to rival St. Paul in their lives; and they
who have not thought of it find themselves to be
cruelly used
when they are expected to make the attempt.
But of all the
amusements which a
layman may follow and a
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clergyman may not,
hunting is thought to be by much the worst.
There is a
savour of
wickedness about it in the eyes of the old
ladies which almost takes it out of their list of
innocentamusements even for laymen. By the term old ladies it will be
understood, perhaps, that I do not
allude simply to matrons and
spinsters who may be over the age of sixty, but to that most
respectableportion of the world which has taught itself to abhor
the pomps and vanities. Pomps and vanities are
undoubtedly bad,
and should be abhorred; but it behooves those who thus take upon
themselves the duties of censors to be sure that the practices
abhorred are in truth real pomps and
actual vanities, not pomps
and vanities of the
imagination. Now as to
hunting, I maintain
that it is of itself the most
innocentamusement going, and that
it has none of that Cider-Cellar flavour with which the old
ladies think that it is so
savoury. Hunting is done by a crowd;
but men who meet together to do
wicked things meet in small
parties. Men cannot
gamble in the
hunting-field, and drinking
there is more difficult than in almost any other scene of life.
Anonyma, as we were told the other day, may show herself; but if
so, she rides alone. The young man must be a
brazensinner, too
far gone for
hunting to hurt him, who will ride with Anonyma in
the field. I know no vice which
hunting either produces or
renders
probable, except the vice of
extravagance; and to that,
if a man be that way given, every
pursuit in life will equally
lead him A seat for a Metropolitan
borough, or a love of
ortolans, or a taste even for new boots will ruin a man who puts
himself in the way of ruin. The same may be said of
hunting, the
same and no more.
But not the less is the general feeling very strong against the
huntingparson; and not the less will it remain so in spite of
anything that I may say. Under these circumstances our friend the
huntingparson usually rides as though he were more or less under
a cloud. The cloud is not to be seen in a
melancholy brow or a
shamed
demeanour; for the
huntingparson will have lived down
those feelings, and is generally too forcible a man to allow
himself to be subjected to such annoyances; nor is the cloud to
be found in any gentle tardiness of his motions, or an attempt at
suppressed riding; for the
huntingparson generally rides hard.
Unless he loved
hunting much he would not be there. But the cloud
is to be perceived and heard in the manner in which he speaks of
himself and his own
doings. He is never natural in his self-talk
as is any other man. He either flies at his own cloth at once,
marring some false
apology for his presence, telling you that he
is there just to see the hounds, and hinting to you his own know
ledge that he has no business to ride after them; or else he
drops his
professionaltogether, and speaks to you in a tone
which makes you feel that you would not dare to speak to him
about his
parish. You can talk to the
banker about his banking,
the brewer about his brewing, the farmer about his
barley, or the
landlord about his land; but to a
huntingparson of this latter
class, you may not say a word about his church.
There are three modes in which a
huntingparson may dress himself
for
hunting, the variations having
referencesolely to the
nether man. As regards the upper man there can never be a
difference. A chimney-pot hat, a white neckerchief, somewhat
broad in its folds and strong with
plentifulstarch, a stout
black coat, cut rather shorter than is common with
clergymen, and
a
modest, darksome
waistcoat that shall attract no
attention, these are all matters of course. But the
observer, if
he will allow his eye to
descend below these upper garments, will
perceive that the
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clergyman may be comfortable and bold in