Three reasons

Teacher: Stone , give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.

Stone: Ma says so, Pa says so,and you says so !









三条理由

老师：斯通，说出三条理由来证明地球是圆的。

斯通：妈妈是这样说的，爸爸是这样说的，你也是这样说的！





A clever answer

Betty: Black hens are more clever than white ones, are't they?

Letty: How do you know?

Betty: Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones.







聪明的回答

贝特：黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明多了，不是吗？

莱特：你怎么知道？

贝特：嗯，黑母鸡会下白蛋，但是白母鸡却不会下黑蛋。
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